Intelligent, Beautiful...minds

My friend had three snaps in his photo's section at orkut.

First was of Albert Einstein, titled "Intelligent Mind".
Second was of Rabindranath Tagore, with title "Beautiful Mind".
Final one was of himself carrying a title "Never mind".

Don't read others letters

At my friends house I picked an old marriage invitation letter which was lying as rubbish in hall and asked him, "what is this letter addressed to another friend doing here at hall?".

My friend immediately replied, "we do not have the habit of reading others letters. For that matter we do not even read the 'Letters to editor' section as well".